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My name's Dennis

I live in Köln.

I love learning new things and being inspired by the internet and its many creative individuals.

I like playing the guitar and volleyball and more recently boxing and weight lifting.

I'm trying my best to be a cosmopolitan because I think the idea of nationalism is out of date.

This is a snippet of my life (and/or what I find interesting).

 

January 25
I feel like I owe a huge apology to the Aquadevils stunt waterski team. As your speedboat driver I know that you look up to me. And I have tried hard for the last 7 years to always be there for you and drive fast as shit. But last Saturday, I drove way too fast. When Rick hit the jump, he was going 175 mph. And even though he stuck the landing, we all watched as he burst into flames. And instantly perished. In a blaze of glory. Hey gang, I know you’re pissed at me. But come on. Going fast is what makes us Aquadevils. If Rick’s body can’t take the heat, maybe this is God’s way of saying ‘get out of the kitchen.’ Or lake. You know what I mean. Hope you dudes can forgive me. I’m all torn up about this.Lance — robhuebelNow, THAT made me laugh! 

I feel like I owe a huge apology to the Aquadevils stunt waterski team. As your speedboat driver I know that you look up to me. And I have tried hard for the last 7 years to always be there for you and drive fast as shit. But last Saturday, I drove way too fast. When Rick hit the jump, he was going 175 mph. And even though he stuck the landing, we all watched as he burst into flames. And instantly perished. In a blaze of glory.

Hey gang, I know you’re pissed at me. But come on. Going fast is what makes us Aquadevils. If Rick’s body can’t take the heat, maybe this is God’s way of saying ‘get out of the kitchen.’ Or lake. You know what I mean.

Hope you dudes can forgive me. I’m all torn up about this.

Lance

— robhuebel

Now, THAT made me laugh!